why i love her

From: Diana
To: Jessica
Subject: call me

call me now. i know you aren't in leprechaun-land anymore.

i will actually shit a gold coin if i don't talk to you before the wedding

as tempting as that must be, call me anyway :)

love you

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From: Jessica
To: Diana

I've no privacy right now,
but I'll try to borrow my parents' cell phone sometime tomorrow...
in the meantime it's great you've learned a way to make some extra money!