We were at El Toro Loco and the Hispanic server brought our check (la cuenta)...
Pedro: "Tip on $17?"
P: "Well... she's obviously not a veteran."
M: "What the hell is that supposed to mean? Racist."
P: "Well I thought it was pretty obvious... you saw her..."
M: "How do YOU know she's not a veteran? She's not an amputee or maimed... is it a holiday or something?"
P: "What are you talking about? I was saying she obviously hasn't been waiting tables very long."